Bigfoot is No Has-Been. Hires agent to make a comeback.
Just when you thought that the only chance of having a Bigfoot sighting would be on the next season of the Surreal Life, the big guy is making a comeback.
Sasquatch is everywhere. Endorsing products for Nike. Appearing in print advertising for companies like Pepsi. Acting in commercials for everyone from ING to Sprint. Staring in television show promos like the MythBusters on the Discovery Channel. Even gracing the bigscreen in movies such as "The Sasquatch Dumpling Gang" which is by the same crew that did the hit film, Napoleon Dynamite."
Bigfoot's movie debut was in 1967, landing the lead of the indi hit, "The Patterson Film." shot on the river banks of Bluff Creek, California. Fame followed with many other projects including the famous cameo appearances on the Six Million Dollar man, as Bionic Bigfoot.
Then popularity dropped off. Years of seclusion and substance abuse almost completely destroyed Bigfoot. During his last stay in rehab, Sasquatch picked up some life saving information from his Celebrity roommate (who wished to remain anonymous) on how getting a new agent would be his ticket back on the A-list.
Hiring BigfootSurplus Talent Agency in 1997 was just that ticket. Since then sightings have increased dramatically. Bigfoot credits his agent, Michael Esordi, with all the recent success. In fact, the two have been spotted in Los Angeles meeting with the top producers in Hollywood.
When contacted, Esordi would only comment that "big plans are in the works for Bigfoot".
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